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A quandary!
Oct. 18th, 2008 09:57 amDean and I are having an argument. He says that Cheney has been abducted by aliens, and is now part alien. Proof? All the heart problems keep mysteriously getting repaired.
My theory (created with![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
tajnyj) is that Donald Rumsfeld is a time traveler, and has been through so many times that his brain is now fried. Proof? So many of his quotes, while useless political rhetoric, can be repunctuated into absolutely stunning poetry. Really. It's like e.e. cummings with more capital letters.
I say Dean's being ridiculous. He says I'm being silly. Clearly one of us is right.
My theory (created with
tajnyj) is that Donald Rumsfeld is a time traveler, and has been through so many times that his brain is now fried. Proof? So many of his quotes, while useless political rhetoric, can be repunctuated into absolutely stunning poetry. Really. It's like e.e. cummings with more capital letters.I say Dean's being ridiculous. He says I'm being silly. Clearly one of us is right.
