Yuppie-dom

[breoaigit]

Oh, god. I did it. I've become a yuppie. I knew I was a DINK (double-income, no kids), but a yuppie? Scoff. Not -me-. But today I drove to work in my station wagon, ran my gazillion errands, worked my tail off for my all-consuming career (snickersnort), and then just had lunch. For lunch? Sushi and a latte with a shot of vanilla. Saaave meeeeee!