Who is that, and what have they done with my husband?

[breoaigit]

I went to go grab my keys to take Dean to the train station this morning. Beside my keys, on the keyrack, were Dean's work keys and his housekeys. On the keyrack. I did not put them there. The cats cannot reach it. This leaves only one conclusion. Dean put his keys away in the right place!

He also called to tell me he's taking me to Chili's and Borders tonight. Aliens have kidnapped my husband and replaced him. I'm sure of it now.