"Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day, but give him a case of dynamite and soon the village will be showered with mud and seaweed and unidentifiable chunks of fish."
I am reminded, frighteningly enough, of that thing where somebody blew up a dead whale a few years ago. I guess it wasn't a fluke after all? ;) (Ow! Ow! Don't hit me!)
Sniffle! Aww, you wouldn't really start whaling on little old me, would you? Why, I might start to blubber! Until I couldn't sea straight! I can't imagine that you'd want to orca-strate my misery. But, uh, in case I'm wrong about that, I think I'm going to run away now. Quickly. ;)
Oh, come on! You don't -really- think I'd trout you any different? I mean, really. My whole porpoise in life is to salmon as many puns as possible, to the tuna thousands! The moray, the better!
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Date: 2003-07-08 06:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-07-08 09:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-07-08 07:25 am (UTC)I am reminded, frighteningly enough, of that thing where somebody blew up a dead whale a few years ago. I guess it wasn't a fluke after all? ;) (Ow! Ow! Don't hit me!)
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Date: 2003-07-08 08:03 am (UTC)Noooo, I would.
Duck! ;)
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Date: 2003-07-08 08:57 am (UTC)Sniffle! Aww, you wouldn't really start whaling on little old me, would you? Why, I might start to blubber! Until I couldn't sea straight! I can't imagine that you'd want to orca-strate my misery. But, uh, in case I'm wrong about that, I think I'm going to run away now. Quickly. ;)
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Date: 2003-07-08 01:54 pm (UTC)*G*
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Date: 2003-07-08 07:07 pm (UTC)Both, sort of! I'm
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Date: 2003-07-08 01:55 pm (UTC)Another fishy story. On a scale of one to ten, that's a two-na. And you thought we'd fall for that hook, line and sinker.
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Date: 2003-07-08 04:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-07-08 05:07 pm (UTC)You are one Evil Bunny.