"Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day, but give him a case of dynamite and soon the village will be showered with mud and seaweed and unidentifiable chunks of fish."
Oh, come on! You don't -really- think I'd trout you any different? I mean, really. My whole porpoise in life is to salmon as many puns as possible, to the tuna thousands! The moray, the better!
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Another fishy story. On a scale of one to ten, that's a two-na. And you thought we'd fall for that hook, line and sinker.
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You are one Evil Bunny.